Monday, May 20, 2019

And so, another one bites the bust


     Buongiorno tutti! Don't worry, I'm talking about the week in my title, not my companion. He's still up and kicking, although he goes home in less than one hundred days. Good times are had here sometimes solely for that reason. This can be good and bad, but usually it just means that it's at least entertaining. Photos below.

     I don't remember what the stats are for this email and I don't have access to my journal right now where I wrote them down, so stats will come next week I suppose. 

     Tuesday was a scambio (exchange) where we switched off with the Zone leaders and I stayed here with Anziano Trickett. We enjoyed some metro finding and an English course where the participants learned about tongue twisters and they couldn't believe that I could say them at all, let alone with the speed that I was going. The twister I used is one I got from Anziano Belnap in agrigento: "Betty bought some butter, but the butter betty bought was bitter. Betty bought some better butter to make the bitter butter better." English is fun

    Wednesday was a whole bunch of travel where after we taught a member who is preparing to receive the melchezidek priesthood at the church that morning, we immediately went to the temple so that we could have district council with the sorelle and end our scambio with the Zone leaders. We then had a grand old time riding the metro home and just spending an hour and a half on the metro before lunch. Woo hoo.

     Thursday we decided to burn some old clothing during lunch because why not? Things got a little heated, and the fire extinguisher was used a little prematurely. But the fire was put out 🔥😅

     Friday, surgery. The whole story is long, so the shortened one is en route. I arrive on time. I am seen half an hour after my appointment time. Ok.
     When I was taken back, the doctor made my companion leave to go and pay the bill downstairs of what ended up being 352 euro, 440 dollars. Cool, but back to the room where I'm on a check up mattress thing. Doctor just starts to circle my cyst with pen. OK, cool.
     Doctor grabs needle and just sticks it into my arm without sanitizing it. Cool, that's totally standard procedure I think. Uses all the anesthetic and then grabs another needle, repeats the process. OK, awesome. 
     I insert my arm into a piece of surgical paper that allows for easy clean up after the surgery, ha senso. While I'm doing this, assistant hands doctor a scalpel, things start immediately after my hand is resting under my head, anesthesia has yet to kick in.
     I feel knife for a good twenty seconds before I don't. Sweet. Doctor gets distracted by assistant talking about California because they think I live there because I was born there and Italian culture states that you always live where you were born and then you die there, sometimes never leaving that area. They believe California to be cold and rainy. I correct them as doctor pulls cyst out of arm with a chunk of skin. (If you want photos of that, email me and I'll send them to you as they are gnarly)
     I get sautered shut inside my arm with electricity somehow, and watch smoke emenate from my arm. Awesome!
     Stitches happen, don't feel the first four, but I feel all the other eight. Halfway through the eight, I'm asked if I feel pain. I sarcastically say "not a lot" but I forget that Italians don't do sarcasm so he believes me and then yanks very hard to tighten my stitches. I probably deserved that one.
    We end up having to call the office, and Anziano willey comes down to pay for my surgery. He then takes us out for Gelato, dinner, and he buys us groceries for the rest of the week because he feels bad for us. Absolute legend, love the man to death.

    Saturday, we end up not doing a lot because my arm region was in a lot of pain. I have no painkillers, and was given instructions on how to care for it but none of the supplies. Luckily, mission nurse sorella millet has made sure that all apartments with missionaries have a decent first aid kit, so I had the materials at home. We then interview two people for baptism, and we have some people on the line up for baptismal interviews in the near future.

That's my week, here are some photos:










Thursday, May 16, 2019

This is a little late, Here's why


Ciao tutti! ciao ciao ciao, 

     Excuse me for the late email, it's been a crazy week and this is the first time I've had a chance to write a weekly or any emails at all this week. No one received any emails last Monday because I was in Napoli trying to pick up my permesso. If that story sounds old to you, it's because it is. I started this whole journey my first three days in country almost an whole year ago. It will be a year in three weeks. And so, because the card has existed for this whole time but because I didn't have it, it expires in 6 weeks from today. So, I'll have to start over on this whole process sometime soon. 

Pizza: 56

Gelato: 44

Books of Mormon: 77

     This whole week was nuts, and I ended up seeing many things that I never thought I would. But, I suppose that's what a mission does to people. I just never expected to see anything like this. last week on Monday, it was rather chill. I studied colleges for after the mission a little bit, and then we made some food and found one of those "mark the children's height on the wall when something big happens" places in this house. It starts in the year of 1982 and goes all the way until 1992. There are things written on there like "moved to Milan" and "Finally passed his brother up" and I thought that was so cool!

     When Tuesday rolled around the day after Monday (as it usually does) we received a referral from the Sorelle (sister missionaries) to go and visit an older man cause he wanted a book of Mormon and  visit with us about our beliefs. The visit was THE most interesting visit I've had my whole mission. We started of with our names, found out he was legally blind, and we asked if we could say a prayer. He said he'd never prayed a day in his life and then started to talk about the holocaust immediately after that statement. 

     Weird, but ok. 

     Immediately after this, he pulled a whole bunch of photo albums out of nowhere and showed us photos of the holocaust that were photos of his ancestors, and he asked us why God would allow things like this to happen. When he said "this" he pointed to some very gruesome photos. I didn't have the chance to say "oh, because it was prophesied by the prophets after the jews crucified our lord and savior Jesus christ" before he said that he believes in Jesus christ and not God. 

     Stranger than weird, but ok? 

     He then listed a few of his other beliefs like how Adam and eve only had Cain and Able, and if they are the parents of every person who lives today, how could this be if their kids were both male? And if one killed the other? We pointed him to the 6th chapter in Genesis where it states the posterity of Adam and Eve, and where they had many sons and daughters. This led to a pause in the lesson because he wanted to check his version of the Bible to make sure we were reading the same book. We were. He thought it strange, and then we continued. No moral agency. Every is doing exactly what Jesus (because he doesn't believe in God) wants us to do, and we only feel as though we have choices. 

     OK, I'm lost at this point. I don't know what he's been reading. But, I do know that's not true. 

     After another twenty minutes explaining why moral agency is actually something we have and why it's important to the plan of salvation and our personal salvation (moral agency Is the ability to shoose right or wrong, to follow Jesus or the Devil) we were an hour and fifteen minutes in, and we had other places we needed to be. So, we left a Book of Mormon with his man, our testimonies of God and his son, Jesus christ, and we walked home just buzzing with the weird factor that came from those beliefs. He was a smart man, not crazy, just very unbiblically educated and he used very big words to prove his points, which we shut down with very simple phrases. 

     Moving on to Wednesday, seeing as it follows Tuesday, we had district council, and the Sorelle who sent us the referall that we met with yesterday asked us how it went. We showed them, by doing a "finding role-play" where they were given minimal information about what I believed (as I was playing the man from yesterday) and then told to prepare for two minutes to teach for five. The role-play was very similar to how it was yesterday, and the sorelle were baffled by the things I was saying. I was parroting, but it sounded weird overall. 

     When Anziano Inkley and I made it home that night, we made Brownies to give to the senior couple who would be coming over in the next day or two for an apartment inspection. But, our oven is old and someone who designed it needs to have their license revoked because te heat gauge goes from 1 to 10. I don't know what that means, but it acts like a giant toaster. Anything after the "3" setting burns and it goes way too far by going all the way to "10". We burned the Brownies, tries to eat them, they made us sick, and we puked as a companionship off and on throughout the night. Never doing that again. 

     Thursday morning was full of travel and a doctor's appointment for me. He poked me, prodded me, and said to come back in a week and a day on the Friday after tomorrow because of the bump I have in my arm, and one in my leg. Pretty sure that they are cysts, but he wants them out, so I'll be getting those cut out soon enough (seeing how I'm writing this a week to the day after this visit, I go in tomorrow) and then we'll see what they are. On the way home, we say a jazz band performing live in a metro underground stop, and when we entered the metro itself, we were flash mobbed by a chamber coir who just started to belt out music in a metal pill that was the metro we were riding to our home. We spoke with them a bit, translated the questions for an agnostic who wanted to know why they were singing about God when "God doesn't exist and they're wasting their time". We didn't translate that part for them but I distracted them with other questions while my companion spoke to Mr. Agnostic about what we do as missionaries. He still doesn't believe in God, but he couldn't put up a better argument than "because He doesn't!" after we were finished. Italians are such strange people. 

     Friday was the day of apartment inspections. The senior couple did not eat the poisoned Brownies, because we had either eaten them before we knew what they were going to do to us, or thrown them out when we figured out how much they hated their creators. We passed with flying colors, and they said we had a nicer house then they did. If that's true, I feel sorry for them because our house is liveable, but it's certainly not luxurious. Although with only two people here, it is roomy. I miss the other two anziani, but I understand and life goes on and they have both told me that they will be coming back out in six months or less! Love you both, because I know you're going to read this! 

      After the inspection, we cleaned out the "dead closet" which is basically the accumulation of clothes that are left behind by missionaries who are going home or who are unable to take them due to weight restrictions and so they leave them there for the next guy. It's basically a local thrift store where everything is free for the people who live there. But, I was all too big for my companion, way too small for me, or just ratty and not worth keeping. We broke a lot of clothing, not going to lie. But, now there are just a few, choice, articles of clothing for the following missionaries to take. 

     Saturday was the day before the festa della mamme (mothers day) so I was able to call my family and speak with them for a good hour before the mothers day dinner in the church building where I made my call was held. In this dinner, I had doctor pepper and doritos. I have not had either of those for a year, and while it was good, it tasted so fake. The soda was too salty, and the doritos were very strange as well. I ate them, but I don't think I will if I have the choice between them and a nice pasta. Call me Italian, but I'm starting to forsake American junk food. Peanut butter is the only thing that hasn't changed for me, but it's very hard to find here and expensive when you do find it.

     That morning, we also went and hour and a half one way to give a blessing to a lady who had fallen down the stairs a few days before, and while there we saw an American mustang. Boy, nothing sounds like American muscle when it's ripping down the street way faster than it needs to or is legal. She appreciated our willingness to come down, and once the blessing was given, we were attacked my a crazy goose. Luckily, there was a fence, but goose honks are something else lemme tell you what. A dog? sure. Bark bark, and you're n the look out. But, a goose? You hear this unearthly wheeze like noise that grows into tormented screams and I don't care who you are, when you see the teeth on the side of it's tongue coming at you, you will make yourself scarce. I'm sure of it. 

     Ah yes. Monday again. A whole week that came and went. This email is a tad longer than most, but I'm sure this will make up for it. I was alone, almost all day on Monday, from 9:00 to about 19:30 (7:30pm) an whole ten and a half hours. The train ride over was two hours, my time in Napoli was five hours and my train home was another three hours, but after I saw two people snort cocaine, one inject some sort of illicit substance and another smoking two joints at once, I had been there about an hour and managed to buy some food at Decò. The man there recognized me after six months away, and he quoted my order to me before I could. I was impressed, he made it for me and while I ate my sandwiches, I started to talk to a lady who sat next to me on a public bench. 

     She was nice, and asked me why I was eating a sandwich instead of a pizza. She then told me all about napoletano food and I nodded through bites as I told her stories about me eating those foods at the places she suggested and for half an hour we just talked about food and missionary work. The people here are so much more willing to speak to you about everything and I love them for it. 

     I received my permesso, made it onto the train, my phone died, and then I taught an old Italian couple for two hours on the way home about my church, why I'm a missionary and how much God loves them. They were the kind of people who thought that "as long as you're trying your best, and go to church, God doesn't care what church it is" and that lead to some interesting discussions as well. We wished each other the best and then went our own ways. 

     I'm ending this email on Monday, and I'll write about all the rest of the stuff as it occurs in my next (hopefully punctual) email. Photos to follow this email as a second email, I love all your faces! 

My invite for you all Is this: Read the Book of Mormon. It sounds like a simple thing, and indeed it is. Sit down, pull it down off the shelf or out of the case it has, or pull it up on your phone if you don't feel like reading. It will read itself to you digitally. In this way, the deaf can hear the words of the lord, the blind can see the light of Christ growing in themselves and the ones who doubt will feel their faith growing in them as it states in Alma chapter 32:27-28. The verses that spurred me to get my life together and serve a mission when the going got tough and I wasn't sure if I wanted to try. It says this:

But behold, if ye will awake and arouse your faculties, even to an experiment upon my words, and exercise a particle of faith, yea, even if ye can no more than desire to believe, let this desire work in you, even until ye believe in a manner that ye can give place for a portion of my words.
     Now, we will compare the word unto a seed. Now, if ye give place, that a seed may be planted in your heart, behold, if it be a true seed, or a good seed, if ye do not cast it out by your unbelief, that ye will resist the Spirit of the Lord, behold, it will begin to swell within your breasts; and when you feel these swelling motions, ye will begin to say within yourselves—It must needs be that this is a good seed, or that the word is good, for it beginneth to enlarge my soul; yea, it beginneth to enlighten my understanding, yea, it beginneth to be delicious to me.

     Don't make excuses, because someday soon your time will be up and you will be as one of the five foolish virgins who were not prepared for Christ's coming.

Ciao for now! 

Anziano Anderson

Monday, May 6, 2019

Zone Conference and Three Days of Waking Up Way Too Early!!


Buongiorno tutti! 

     As it seems that yet another week has passed in this experience that we call a mission, allow for me to explain a few things that went down and why they helped me become a better person. But first, the ever growing statistics:

Pizza: 56

Gelato: 43

BoM: 76

     With that out of the way, onward we go! Last Monday was very chill, and we spent it mostly hanging out at a kebaberia where they indeed, make kebab for us missionaries to eat. I was Abe to make it to some place with decent wifi where I called my family (don't you love it when the church announces changes?) and then went home to begin my evening of proselyting in the rain. Not a whole lot worth mentioning happened there. 

     Tuesday was a day with a little more going on. Recently, Anziano Inkley and I have been getting really big into the exercise world. It seems that when all you do is walk all day for 16 hours a day, your legs and lower body gets slimmed down a bit but the rest of you doesn't really follow suit. We decided to try to keep up with the weight loss/muscle gain and so we headed to porta di Roma (a very, very big shopping mall) where we could buy some protein powder and long the way we spoke to people and saw some pretty awesome things. We bought our powders and then began the return trip home, but it was about lunchtime so we decided to go to a Chinese place near our house for the heck of it. 
     It was not as easy as just hopping on a bus. It was supposed to be, and it should have been, but in the end we just barely missed the bus that would take us there, so we walked, got lost, got found, and then got disappointed when te resteraunt was closed for lunch. As funny as that sounds, it happens all the time. We bought some reesty pizza from the store next door that I ended up violently ejecting from my body that night just before English course, but it was all good. 

     Wednesday was a day for milk. When it comes to the work, nothing overly strange happened there, but Anziano Inkley and I, the "Sendy" companionship that we are, decided that it was only logical and made sense to run next door to the store when they were having a sale on boxed, partially skimmed milk, and to buy 24 litres of the stuff. Totalled out to about 12 euro overall, but that's enough milk for the next transfer and a half, so we're sitting fat. 
     I know what some of you are thinking. "Anziano Anderson, why only 24 boxes of partially skimmed boxed milk? why not 48?" or "what on earth are you going to do with 24 boxes of partially skimmed boxed milk?" the answers are simple and are as follows: 48 boxes of partially skimmed boxed milk is excessive, and so we want to be prepared and not oversaturated in the stuff. And for the second question: we plan to drink it. It's not that hard to understand when explained in this way, no?

     Thursday was a day of interviews with Presidente Pickerd! I don't have many left with him. Maybe one more after this one because he goes home in May, and then we will receive President Smith. This is funny to me because the mission presidents change in my halfway point in the mission so I will have exactly half of my mission with President Pickerd and half with President Smith. I'm sure there is a reason for this, but I'm just excited to see what changes come to the mission culture with the new president. I've been here long enough to see what the mission was like before, and I want to see how the Lord has prepared this man to lead and guide the great Italy Rome Mission! 

     Friday is weekly planning. As Anziani, and because we like to encourage one another to do silly things that are actually kinda awesome (being "sendy" as I said a few paragraphs before when concerning boxed milk) we decided to fet 21 sticks of jasmine incense and hot box the bathroom. It has been four days since that happened and it still smells of jasmine whenever you go to that end of the house. Strong stuff, permanent air freshener. 10/10 would recommend again. 

     Saturday was zone conference and in this almost 8 hour meeting we discussed what it was we need to do better as missionaries and we role-played the restoration and the plan of salvation with President Pickerd. I'm happy to say that when they asked for a companionship to volunteer, I and my companion immediately raised our hands and taught them a wonderful five minute lesson in Italian with very little difficulty because we practiced many times before in the days prior, as one should practice in missionary work. 
     Because zone conference is so long, we are always fed, or given extra money to feed ourselves. However, this day we were fed hamburgers, with BACON!!! It was actual bacon as well, not the "almost bacon" pancetta they use normally. It was very delicious, and I enjoyed every juivy bite of my American reminiscence patty on white buns. 

     And finally, Sunday! we were able to enjoy Stake conference in which a member of the third quorum of the seventy came and spoke to us after some lovely singing from the choir and other local speakers. It was a blend of Italian and English, but it was cool not needing a translater because of my ability to speak the language now as opposed to the first few months of my mission life where everything was a challenge, and asking someone how they were doing took me about two minutes to accomplish. 
     As is usually the case after we leave the church in Rome, we were asked by all the English speakers how to get to the place that we were already headed, I.E, Termini. So, we felt like tour guides leading a gaggle of Americans to the trains. I never realized how fast we walk as missionaries until we had to slow down to make sure that the seniors and people in general could keep up with us.

     At this, the end of my email (which is kinda lame this week, I'll be the first to admit) I wish to extend another invite to all who read these emails and who have the slightest bit of interest in what it is that we do in this church. I know some of you are not members, but you have heard of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints before, if only in passing. I urge you to learn more about what it is that I am devoting two years of my life to share with others in a country that is not my own, in a language that is also not my own, but with a conviction that is entirely my own and a testimony as well. 
     If you have ever wondered who you are, who you really, truly are, then let me know. If you have ever wondered what happens after this life, or are curious to know if there is anything at all after this life, let me know. If you want to know what happened before this earthly life, let me know. There are people just like me, devoting anywhere from one and a half years of their life to two, in an effort to make sure that you might have the chance to hear, and to come, and to see why we are such a joyful and happy people. I promise you there are missionaries like me near you, and they want to speak with you about this glorious message if you just give them a chance. Five minutes is all we need to explain every single question I just brought up. Please, come unto Him, come unto Jesus Christ. 

In the following email, you will find pictures of almost everything that I described and a few extra things as well. Enjoy! And feel free to respond to these emails anytime during the week because I usually have time to read them but I do like to hear how all of you are doing back in the great United States of America, or wherever you may be posted! Ciao tutti! 

1. Stake conference

2. Incense aftermath
3. Almost 24 boxes of partially skimmed boxed milk
4. Kebaberia where they sell Kebab
5. Anziano Inkley looking pretty at a Chinese resteraunt